Newton has silently stabbed him in the back with a knife. And then, he stops looking turned on, because he is dying. “Is that good enough for you?” boasts the hulk, looking equally turned on by his own exhibition of strength. “Baby”, she whispers, before taking his gigantic, muscular torso into her weak, helpless embrace. The woman has been saved! Newton pretends to be turned on by this. Upon seeing the trouble, he slowly rolls out of bed, walks over to Jordan and kills him. While Newton is listlessly allowing herself to be violently shaken by her brother, her lover, still snoozing in bed, finally wakes. Newton, like all women faced with a man having a tantrum, does not react.

“Who’s going to take this family seriously when you’re the first face that they see?” says Jordan, sounding like a man who can’t take attractive women seriously, because, they’re so attractive, and his mind is so weak, he just can’t think straight! And then, just to prove his superior, masculine power, Jordan shouts, petulantly, “It should have been me! It should have been me!” Then he shakes her. “You’re a f***ing disgrace,” he roars, as Newton slithers out of bed looking stupendously attractive in a tiny bodysuit, and looking entirely bored.

Specifically: he storms into her bedroom swearing furiously. Thandie Newton plays “Jone”, the head of the family, following in the footsteps of (assumedly late) father, and her brother, un-named, but played by Michael B Jordan, is upset. The year is 2444 (a riff on the album title) and the monarchy is in distress.

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